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paedophile 

someone who pervs on little girls and boys for their own benefit and someone who goes for girls in the 7th grade and cries over it later.
“Hey you know that guy paedophile right?”
“Who, Ayaan?”
“Yeah that guy
paedophile by bobbbiiee March 7, 2021

Paedophile 

British person: "paedophile"

American person: THATS NOW YOU YOU SPELLIT GRR
Paedophile by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Pædophile 

Someone who has a lust for children
Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!
Pædophile by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Pædophile 

Someone who likes kids in a sexual way
Adi: Sorry Mr. File but we’re gonna have to refuse you this job.
Peter: But I’m great with kids, especially in bed.
Adi: Exactly!
Cringey guy: Hah! Peter File, more like Pædophile!
Pædophile by Ghenggy da Munky October 6, 2018

Paedophile effect 

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.
I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.
Paedophile effect by NewJaeger March 1, 2015

Paedophile Popsickle 

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
Paedophile Popsickle by tomafishaful November 12, 2011