push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.

Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.

by Stilgar January 4, 2009

Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.

by cajunchick February 27, 2010

Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

preschool

A bunch of kids sneezing on each other.

I just took Joe to preschool and all the kids sneezed on him!

by Zoe Barbara November 4, 2011

sam prescott

He's the man at everything he does. He'll also clap you in Fortnite and real life.

Sam Prescott is the man

by Trashhbrahh December 16, 2019

Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009

presactly

Completely and utterly correct. An amalgam of precisely and exactly.

Him) Let's go drink lots of beer tonight.
Her) But we'll get drunk!
Him) Presactly.

by Datflies June 1, 2004