Pedistache

A mustache that resembles that of a pedifile. Usually worn by ominous-looking men in In n OUt.

OMG! Look at the guy in that In n Out! He's got a HUGE pedistache!

by Daniel(a)Daniel(a) February 4, 2009

pedismile

A smile given by a creepy person who has watched you for over 30 minutes.

Dude, that guy's been staring at us since we walked in. He's got the creepiest pedismile.

by Jess Inuzuka January 14, 2008

pedisubflorsofastrate

the act of kicking someone who is on the couch through the floor.

me: I'm going to pedisubflorsofastrate you!

man on sofa: Why would you want to kick me through the floor while I'm on the couch?!

by Chub3150 December 9, 2008

Podish

Podish is a language made a a small beanie kidney bean named Pod. Certain words end in a y and are accompanied with "Mo".
Also, sentences are spoken in childish language.

" Hello mummy mo, how is?"
"What is lus doing?"
"Speakin' Podish of course"

by danni.yelly October 17, 2008

Pedisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to children, but do not engage in sexual acts with them for legal reasons.

Before a pedophile commits a sexual crime against a child, they are considered a pedisexual

by taylor0921 January 4, 2010

pedis

A piece of lettuce

I would like a pedis for my sandwich

by peter gwenold March 10, 2009

Podism

A situation where one finds ones self trying to combine two sides of two seperate arguments therefore resulting in very serious psychological damage

Sam - 'have you noticed geordie lately, he tryed a podism between some of his old friends'
Bennett - 'Fuck, i think we best leave the poor soul, hes gone for good Sam...gone for good'

by Zonsky February 28, 2005