Protective

Someone can/is be protective of you when they care about you and the way you feel. They don't want you to get hurt, and want to protect your feelings. A protective person is always there talk to, and to hear you out when you have a problem. They are the best kind of friend because you can always trust them. They always have your back. Try not to ever lose a friend if they are protective of you because that kind of friend is hard to ever find again. Having someone be protective over you is the best feeling in one of the best feelings in the world.

Boy- Hey! How are you feeling today? better than yesterday?

Girl- Yeah. I am feeling better. Thanks for caring and being protective of me. It means a lot to me.

(they hug)

by julialoveyaxo April 14, 2009

Bun Protector

An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.

No one can get a look in with that good sort with that bun protector hangin' around.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Lesbian Protector

Thor.
Thor is a fucking Lesbian Protector.
#ChangeMyMind

Thor: "I am the lesbian protector, mess with lesbians and you mess with me"

Lesbians: "We Love you"

by The Random Lesbian December 11, 2021

Prosecco Mum

Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.

“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum”

by Joose Plus Babe January 5, 2019

general protection fault

A crash that occurs often on a Windows 95 based machine (ie Windows 98, 98Se, and ME)

by Arran August 3, 2003

Game-protect scam

A service offered by someone extremely mentally ill scammer for the threat that does not exist with the service that doesn't exist.

I used a Game-protect scam service and got scammed for $200. Now he is suing me.

by btct November 12, 2019

Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.

1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005