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Property of Ones

A very important and benefitial rule for drinking beverages of a beer related nature devised by the great and wise Strong Bad.
It stands for the fact that a cold one's quality degrades with a rise in temperature, thus making it less of a cold one, and no longer drinkable.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- This rule does not apply in countries where room temperature ones are enjoyed.
- Under the right circumstances, a cool one, can be quite refreshing also.
by Muggus December 6, 2003
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Property Damage

just some things blm does
whats blm doing? - just some property damage
by ii_Forte April 17, 2021
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property value

How much the area you live in is worth; How expensive your crib is
Daquarius ) That stupid ass nigga Octavion keep shooting bullets in the air every morning!

Jontavius ) Don't be talking junk, he keeping our property value low so we ain't gotta pay no rent, he a real one ONG.
by Jontavius Contarion VIX November 17, 2022
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Property Porn

The process of looking at someone else's pimped out house or property listed for sale, that you have no chance of ever being able to afford
Wooo shit! Scope that crib, this is like watching Property Porn.
by catastrophic82 August 4, 2010
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Property Baron

Gender-neutral term for "landlord" or "landlady."
"Damn, bro ... you got an eviction notice from your property baron? That's wiggity-wack!"
by Dick CashOne October 5, 2016
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Property Crash

A nice house in an affluent area thats devalued by 10% owing to a family of Indians, Pakistani`s or Eastern Europeans moving in next door.
"I say Phoebe I hear Gillian and Lionel have suffered a property crash"

"oh really?"

"yes, some coloured people have bought the bungalow next door"

"oh what a rotten bit of luck dear"
by Upper Class Twit 2 February 5, 2008
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property manager

A job title in disguise. While the most common duty of a property manager is to look after rental properties; they will also don the hat of a life coach, financial planner, health worker, psychiatrist, handyman, cleaner, counsellor and superhero just to name a few.
Luke thought he found a rental agent when he purchased his first investment property. Turns out he found a Property Manager.
by Superhero PM January 15, 2019
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