probability

Probability is the branch of mathematics concerning numerical descriptions of how likely an event is to occur, or how likely it is that a proposition is true. The probability of an event is a number between 0 and 1, where, roughly speaking, 0 indicates impossibility of the event and 1 indicates certainty.

dude1:hey you know if it would rain today
dude2:the probability for that is low but not impossible take an umbrella if you want

by unanimous hedgehog May 24, 2021

Portability

Being easy to move around

The portability of that kit is amazing.

by Nanana8. 7 July 15, 2021

probability

the chance that you are in love with a robot
and that you want to marry a robot and have baby robots together
we will take___oveR__soon_eRoRR_erORr

The probability is too big. The metal, the bolts, ahhhhhh.

by Miaach May 9, 2023

silly probability

a phrase used to make fun of ap statistics. it started out as a misunderstanding and turned into a phenomenon.

"did he just say 'silly probability'?"

"idk, i wasn't paying attention"

"haha, silly probability"

by ptaradactyl October 18, 2007

theoretical probability

theoretical probability of you getting pussy tonight is 0/10

wagwan the theoretical probability of your bbm pin of being good pussy is 10/10

by xd vap0ur February 8, 2019

Flammability Probability

The likeliness of you or someone you know being set on fire for being aggravating, stupid or being simply annoying.

Your flammability probability is going to rise by 30% if you keep plucking my nerves

by graham'scracker March 31, 2024

Spacetime-Probability

The unified continuum where location, duration, and likelihood are all the same thing. In this framework, an event isn't something that happens at a specific place and time; it's something that flickers in and out of existence based on a cosmic probability score. Your keys aren't somewhere in the house; they exist everywhere in the house simultaneously, but with a 90% probability density in the last pocket you'll check. It explains why lost items are never truly lost, just existing in a state of low observational probability.

Example: "According to the principles of spacetime-probability, my car keys aren't lost. They're just currently occupying a region of the spacetime continuum where my perception of them is unlikely. In other words, they're in my hand, but I'm just not looking at my hand yet."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026