Hair Pouch

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008

Ground pound

What Vtuber Amelia Watson did to your mom last night.

Amelia Watson: "'...nothing beats a Ground Pound!' That's funny, 'cause uh.. you guys know.. that's actually.. what I did TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT HEHAHAHAHA."

by Arsnova July 15, 2021

Lil' Poundcake

A life-sized doll from season five of RuPaul's Drag Race. Her parents are Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 and Lineysha Sparx. Her favorite pasttimes are ridin' dirty and being a straight up motherfuckin' dickpig. Her catchphrase is "You're not my real dad and you never will be."

You are a dirtier whore than Lil' Poundcake!

by spiffy jiffy March 8, 2015

Pound Gua

As in “pound agua”.

To drink water, especially when you’re hella thirsty

Friend A: I'm hungover af
Friend B: Damn broski you should pound some gua

Friend A: Bet

Doctors recommend pounding at least 8 cups of gua a day to avoid dehydration.

Cant wait to get home so I can pound gua

by Yeety McYeetface November 4, 2019

pason pount

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.

Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up

by Honest Pason Pount fan and 99 August 9, 2022

Kevin Pourkarimi

Smart and drippy

hey that person is a kevin pourkarimi

by DaddyMAAA March 14, 2022