Pofiooz

Persian for asshole or prick. Usually used for cussing in serious situations and it's not taken as a friendly term.

Have you heard of David ? That pofiooz still owes me a hundred bucks.

by PersianNigga August 15, 2018

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009

posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

playing position

usually refers to the storage of a stringed instrument (i.e. guitar, violin). When resting, a stringed instrument kept within a case in the playing position may stay in tune more effectively, since its parts will have less adjusting to do when the instrument is being played.

Guitarists should keep their instruments in a hard case, storing it long-ways in the playing position so that the instrument looks just like it would if it were being held and played.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

POSIMOSH

Expressing one's emotion through dance at a heavy rock concert. Using violent and frenzied movements whilst showing complete respect and courtesy to those around you. You're all there for the same reason- enjoyment and fun.
-not being a douche bag.

*at a local show*
bob- hey, see that meat head slamming into everyone in the pit?

jim- yeah, what an asshole.

bob- let's get our posimosh on and enjoy the rest of the show with our friends.

jim- good plan, I have respect for those around me.

by xedx_moshtache July 12, 2011

Junko posing

Junko posing is the language cosplayers use. It consists of hand signals that derive from movements Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa does. It may seem difficult to understand, but with time and practice, you may be able to master it.

Look! There's a wild cosplayer! I hope I am fluent enough in Junko Posing to be able to communicate with it.

by Ash Winters August 13, 2019