pookerface

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.

Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!

by Sequined Converse October 19, 2021

pooderface

is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.

"Hey dude you're such a pooderface"

by pooderman April 18, 2010

Powerfade

When you don't want to say goodbye to your friends at the end of the night, mainly because you hate the annoying "why are you leaving", "just stay a little longer", "I'll miss you already", or "don't drink and drive", etc, you decide to leave without saying a word. Also, you are very drunk and it's time to just piece out.

Sarah: Where's Ian?!
Molly: I think he left....
Ty: He just pulled a powerfade

by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016

pokerfacing

engaging in sexual intercoarse while thinking about the same sex. originated from the song "poker face"

"lets go pokerfacing tonite"

"did u pokerface last night ?"

by nessa_x July 25, 2009

poker face

staright faced. since you have to keep a still face while playing cards.

"he said 'i love you' with a poker face last night, so i think he really meant it."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Poker face

A game in which an underclassman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. The girl then proceeds to fellate one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. If the male receiving fellatio gets called out by the others he loses.

Yo dude, we are about to play poker face with that freshman ho tonight.

by Thug Life, Ride or Die February 17, 2009

Jokerface

When someone is so attracted to the concept of the Joker from the Dark Knight film that they get physically turned on, this leads to them wanting there sexual partners to become more like Heath Ledgers Joker, making them wear make-up or even giving them there own Chelsea Smile, after this they are mounted and ridden for hours on end until the person who actually did the Jokerfacing is worn out.

Man 1, Oh god, He has been Jokerfaced!
Man 2, Oh No....but I bet he enjoyed the sex

Woman 1, Oh my god I just Jokerfaced that guy!
Woman 2, You are sick!...But how was it anyway?

by Snikket-Ewak March 21, 2009