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Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.
Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.
by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008
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Info Poacher

A person who takes your idea or information and passes it off as his own.
Wholly crap this guy stole my "joke poacher" word and used it in the Urban Dictionary. What an Info Poacher!
by BorisG5 August 11, 2009
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soda poacher

A person who abuses the availability of free sodas in general areas where unlocked drink coolers exist.
That girl just grabbed her third Diet Coke in the last 25 minutes. She's a real soda poacher.
by mediawatch January 24, 2011
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Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.
Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.
by jpm1983 October 6, 2010
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poach fuck

the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.
We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.
by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010
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playground poacher

This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.
Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe
by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009
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poached my line

A negative response to another skier or snowboarder cutting you off and skiing the line you were getting ready to ride.
That jerk poached my line and tracked-up all that fresh pow just as I was getting ready to drop-in!

Hey, you just poached my line ass-wipe! Find your own line to ski.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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