pussy piñata

When you take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of a girl's vagina, and then candy comes out.

Guy 1: Yo, your sister's pretty cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before I made her into my pussy piñata...

by DJ Sketch October 4, 2009

pussy piñata

A pussy that is so beat and disgusting, it is like an abadoned piñata on the streets of Tijuana.

"Dude, Adam did you fuck Rachael last night?"

"Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 28, 2008

Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants

Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.

by M Smoov July 15, 2009

Broken Piñata

When an overweight girl with no self respect allows any man to beat her guts

Sarah is such a broken piñata she let the football squad dick her down

by Gubu September 19, 2018

Angry piñata

When a person has their mouth full and you unexpectedly slap them so hard that:
- their mouth cracks open
- the contents fly out

I was trying to feel her up in the bar, ended up with an angry piñata !

Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!

by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

cricket piñata

A piñata filled with crickets that is slapped until bursting. Then all the crickets flow onto the burster.

It was going well until I hit the cricket piñata and had to take a shower

by Piñata of crickets May 14, 2014

rape piñata

1: A person put in a ceiling harness and raped.
2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted.

Superfag turned the tax collector into a rape pinata using the handles of the attaché case to string him from the ceiling.

by Nco November 23, 2003