phallicacy

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

by g50007 May 2, 2008

stinkhorn phallus

A mushroom of the class basidiomycetes which disturbingly looks like a penis.

I saw a stinkhorn phallus growing in the prairie next to the college that I go to.

by hkghk` December 9, 2007

Epic Phallus

A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.

Becky rejected Tom's offer to make out last night.
Epic phallus!

by Rohinian January 14, 2010

Logical Phallusy

A clearly defined error in reasoning used to support or refute an argument about sexual prowess.

The assumption that having a bigger and/or more powerful car makes you a bigger and/or more powerful man is a logical phallusy.

by Alexandra Stuart April 7, 2008

Phallic Snack

A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.

Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."

by Sarah Lubeck February 24, 2005

Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.

A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!

by Piffin. March 4, 2017

phallic acid

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.

by Red Scourge October 12, 2009