pfunt

Pronouned "puh-funt", this is when a girl with a funt has a funt so large, it's pronounced (hence the "p") so you mistake her for being pregnant. You definitely know you a pfunt when you see it, because the girl who has one often kicks you in the balls after you ask her when the baby is due.

Bob: "Hey Jane, haven't see you in a while."
Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch!"
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."

by ExNWPers August 8, 2005

pfuker

A person who always selects "Pages from the UK" when searching on Google.co.uk

John: I can't find YouTube when I search on Google

Dave: Did you choose "Pages from the UK"

John: Yeah I always do

Dave: Your such a dumb pfuker

by ddayve March 27, 2009

pfuff

Biggest rednecks you’ve ever know. (Like a Kansas corn fed man on steroids) also lil German normally

I’m going fishing with them Pfuff boys

by Wise Red dragon February 20, 2023

PFUI

A word (or sound) used to describe something that is *ew*

Kristy: “Animals eat everything”
Val: “even people!”
Kristy: “PFUI”

by Genzbrat December 31, 2020

Pfunkamon

An xbox live gamertag of a man/women that is really good at Call Of Duty.

Matt: damn that pfunkamon is good at cod
Dingo: yea. I know.

by Patrick Funchion March 8, 2010

pfunky

Not quite Punkish and not quite Funky.

That guy's outfit is pfunky.

by Umshaad Trivates January 29, 2004

pfupa

An advanced stage of FUPA syndrome. In this sad disease, the traditional Fat Upper Pussy Area grows until it PROTRUDES from the body. Hence:

Protruding
Fat
Upper
Pussy
Area

The P is silent: pronounced ff-OO-PA

Check out that mom's Pfupa! Dude!

by Waltersaidso December 28, 2007