hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

karl petter

karl petter means "a man with a big penis".

when someone see a man with a big penis they say: you are like karl petter!!

by mortymort October 28, 2013

tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.

That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.

by urbpan April 11, 2009

Horry Petter

Bootleg Harry Potter.

I just found this great Horry Petter doll in the 99 Cent Store!

by adfsdfdsafadsf May 14, 2003

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

by Trollcat June 4, 2013