Patton

The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!

by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018

patti show

Patti show is defined as the act of expressing oneself by describing events or self praising ...infront of thier friends to make them look in a higher position...

Eg: Hey look he is showing ...his Patti show again..

by Saketx September 14, 2020

The Raspberry Pattern

The Raspberry Pattern is the shape of your lips when you blow a raspberry, the rapid vibration of this organ causes a noise similar to that of a fart as it is passed through the anus.

David "Man, you made one hellova fart there Donny!"
Donny "Yeh, that was The Raspberry Pattern Dave"

by DaveTito March 19, 2011

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

ann patterson

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

Pattism

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Raspberry Pattern

Raspberry Patterns represents the lips as they make a noise like that created by flatulence, simulating the sound of gas as it is passed through the rectum

That Bronx Cheer sounded like someone doing the raspberry Pattern!

by Kenny&Valerie December 16, 2010