paf

acronym for "Pimp as Fuck"

"Yo, dat Maxima is paf bro"
"Dafuq is paf?"
"Pimp as fuck, muthafucka!"

by Vald Bagina May 1, 2013

Paf

Since females can not fap without a penis, they must do the opposite, thus creating the word paf.

"PAF PAF PAF" *violent shaking*

by Camslut May 12, 2014

paf

Female masturbation, fapping in reverse

I found a video of her paf'ing, it's pretty good.

by Medio June 29, 2003

Paffing

Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.

Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh

by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012

Paf

Female masturbation, derived from the word 'fap' to describe male masturbation.

I caught Jen paffing in the girl's bathroom!

by Arabellaroxk April 13, 2009

paffed

someone who has done a strong bottom cough.

That dirty quim has just paffed.

by sarah JB February 25, 2008

Paf

To see the worst pornographic video, novel, or picture that can never be unseen. This can result too your boner to retreat inside your own body or you are forever changed by the sight. The ultimate CockBlock

1. "Hey man you see that video I sent you" "Yeah you made me paf the whole f***ing night with my wife thanks alot jerk"
2. "Dude I was about to go down on her but between here legs smelt like a musty pier so I paffed and got outta there"
3. "Howed it go with that girl from the bar?" "I couldn't even get to second base...soon as I walked to my room with her my brother came in with my stash and I paffed"

by IStareAtSolarFlares December 31, 2009