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N.I.C.P.

Nicotine
Induced
Colon
Pressure

A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.
Dan: "Man that was a good breakfast, you wanna go have a smoke"

Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"
by Mr_gas_can July 7, 2011
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P.O.N.T.I.A.C

Poor old Nigga thought it a cadilac
i am not racist dont get the wrong idea...
by derek November 19, 2003
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B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

Bro I can't play right now I am about nut in your girlfriend!
James: Wanna play Fortnite soon, Steve?

Me: B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

James: TF?

Me: You really don't know what that means?

James: Who TF would?

Me: Literally everyone that keeps up with memes.

James: Fine what does it mean them?

Me: Bro I can't play right now I am about to nut in your girlfriend.

James: Oh, that makes sense. Wait hold up, your about to what now!

Me: Crap, gotta go I am about to nut, ttyl!
by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020
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___b_l_a_c_k_p_i_n_k___

Amazing fan page and the owner is so sweet and kind. Follow her!
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by anonymous February 1, 2021
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z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022
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