P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024

P. Diddy

rapper by day, raper by night

man 1: p. diddy’s on suicide watch
man 2: YEEHAW

by naeuiofnyuw4cr December 14, 2024

P. Diddy Promise

DEFINITION: A promise that CANNOT be broken.

Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.

EXAMPLE:

DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!

by MyNamesJ12 July 23, 2010

P Diddy

Someone who can't decide what his name is.

Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME

by CV February 26, 2003

p diddy

p diddy
1. a. noun, A black man who has sex with men on the down-low while maintaining a macho facade, b. verb, To perform sex on another man, 2. The bottom or passive position in same-sex sex.

1. Yo man, ya wanna p diddy my diddy?
2. Turn over, you're Diddy tonite.

by JTee September 8, 2008

p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

by Jake February 13, 2005

P Diddy

A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.

P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.

by Viggo November 20, 2004