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pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 4, 2010
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finesse orthodox

A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.
Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.
by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
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Reformed orthodox rabbi

Hey Martin, you know real quick I want to thank everybody and say that, I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.
by LeonardoAlexanderCaripeBrito December 10, 2022
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Tropicana Orthodox

"would you like to become a member or Tropicana Orthodox?"
by Vitamin_Q April 3, 2005
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Muslim Orthodox

MUSLIM ORTHODOX

Orthodox Muslims are a Sunni movement not a sect. Founded on 6/7/2004 by Muhammad Mirza not an Ahmadiyya. In 2021 Orthodox Muslims were launched in one place in Malaysia . Muslim Orthodox are widely spread on the internet especially on Instagram and Discord . Another meaning for Orthodox Muslims is to practice the teachings of Jesus Christ 100%.
Example

1 : Hey look at Mirza . He is a Muslim Orthodox !

2 : Muslim Orthodox is Christian than christian itself!

3 : Ex-Christian : Im reverted now thank to Allah . And now im decide to be Muslim Orthodox and spread the truth !

Muslim : MASYA'ALLAH ... TAKBIR , ALLAH HUAKBAR ! TAKBIR , ALLAH HUAKBAR ! TAKBIR , ALLAH HUAKBAR !

4 : President Mido : #ProudtobeMuslim
by Mirza isnt Mirza March 3, 2021
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Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.
With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.
by archimedest August 2, 2006
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Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.
With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.
by archimedest September 7, 2008
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