Malicious Obedience

The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

obedie

a really really pretty girl that is really nice and an overall awesome girl

That girl maddie, obedie!

by amanning June 11, 2008

obed

A guy who has the uncanny ability to talk his way into and out of any situation, no matter how extreme they may be. and likes to party all days, drink,smoke. and his really shy with girls.

Hey they found the bag of hash on my pillow but I obeded my self out of it!

by wiz113 July 12, 2011

obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020

Orbejan

Orbejan is a feeling when you're sad, but you can't cry. It's pronounced or-be-jan with j sounding like in Jacqueline. It's an adjective of course.

Person: I feel really orbejan right now, i need a hug.

by Royal Marjoram January 11, 2021

orbdick

Another way to pronounce the Urban dicktionary's shorter version.

Why are you constantly searching up on the orbdick? What kinda name is that anyway?

by TheRealTamaraCopeland April 2, 2021

Orked

The work "orked" is an alternative to the word "worked", except you use the word "orked" when the "w" key on your computer is trying to scre you over. Additionally, it sounds very amusing when you say it out loud. This is a common replacement for ords starting ith the letter "w".

I don't know what everyone is getting so orked up about.

by Zorro Artico March 30, 2012