opasha

my word!!!

oh i no u didnt just use my word!! opasha!!!

by llama lover j aka jenna August 26, 2003

opshkanosh

the feeling you get when you have to sneeze

John: "What's with that face?"

TIna: "Sorry I just had an opshkanosh. It went away though."

John: "Ah you had to sneeze. Well you still look stupid."

or

Kasey: "Opskanosh!!"

Jack: "What the hell?"

Kasey: "I felt like I had to sneeze sorry!"

by Shtewkitteh October 17, 2010

Optharectomy

A theoretical medical procedure, to sever the optic nerve from the rectum. (Used in jest, when a person has a pessimistic view of a situation)

Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling were discussing Enron's current financial position: "If Andrew Fastow get's that optharectomy, he won't have such a crappy outlook on this quarter's financial results."

by John B. Young July 11, 2006

opashitty

Measure of how much you can see through someone's bullshit. Ranges from 0 (transparent - bullshit is obvious) to 100% (opaque - bullshit is rock-solid).

The opashitty of his / her lie was about 50% - good for an untrained eye, but not enough for a pro.

by Khaydarin November 15, 2015

outshitting

Outshitting happens when you are desperately trying to take a shit and push really hard, only to come to the conclusion that nothing will come out. This means that you have completely run out of poop.

- Bob tried to shit really hard. But when nothing came out, he realised he had been outshitting himself.

by Mine_Turtle November 28, 2017

Otshelnici_

Bulgarian bobar meme page, which is held by a dude with a mazda. Everything about bobri, because why not?

Hey bro, otshelnici_ posted a new meme!
What bobar are you today?
Imposter po Btv

by otshelnik bobar November 21, 2021

opshory

The most amazingest soccer player who is short, cute, and has a hard time confessing. Will take no crap from anyone except Mr. B. Likes calling in the pool after its closed and likes getting out in nature. Wonders a lot about random things like if humans are water resistant. WIll bother friends to no end and likes stress. Is an intelligent, loyal being who loves air.

Oh! It’s a wild Opshory!
There she is, a wild Opshory laughing with Mr. B.

by ChrChart November 21, 2021