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Optimus Prime

Jesus couldn't turn into a fire truck.
by Hobojack14 May 27, 2008
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Optimus Prime

Boy: Sorry i broke your moms vase

Other boy: Oh for Prime's sake, you better pray to Optimus that she doesnt find out!

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by SupremeNinjew October 4, 2009
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Optimus Prime

An altruistic giant alien robot wirh the power to transform into a truck.

His main rival is Megaton, Decpticon leader, who is obsessed with trying to beat and kill Optimus.

Prime's noble traits include playing fair, never leaving anyone behind, never asking anyone to do something he wouldn't do himself, entering the battlefield first and leaving last, fighting for the freedoms of all sentient life, giving fair warnings, preserving peace and ofcourse giving inspirational speeches.

His abilities wary and whilst he lacks the destructive talents of Megatron he more than makes up for them with his support abilties and particularly his ability to control inanimate parts or drones. His major ability is to combine with his trailer or drones to become Super Optimus. Beyond that he can readily combine with other Transformers to become even more powerful.

As the true leader of the Autobots he is beqeeathed the Matrix of Leadership which allows him direct access with the very soul of Cybertron as well as the collective knowledge of all former Autobot leaders.

Such is Primes awesomeness that he can always rise from the dead and hence he is known as Jesus Prime.

So great is his ladership skills that even other species like humans would openly serve him and allow him to become an elected leader because that's how great and effective he is.
by daimou February 23, 2011
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The Optimus

The Optimus is when a male sticks is face into a woman's vaginal region, places his lips down on her labia and mutters "Roll Out" in a deep voice. This usually results in a instant orgasm from the female followed by an erection for the male which may last longer than 4 hours.
Female: Hey baby, I'm tired of the Shocker, the Annihilater, and the Devastator. Try something new.

Male: *Thinks of Transformer named Devastator* Can I try the Optimus?
by That Douchebag. October 4, 2011
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Optimus Prime

A term used to describe a very big or powerful truck. Is also the name of the Autobot leader from Transformers, who transforms into a semi truck.
Guys car gets rammed by a semi truck. He says to the truck driver, "God dammit, why'd you destroy my car with Optimus Prime, you idiot."
by William Gilson August 29, 2006
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Optimus Nigger

An oversized Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg and tends to get hard when walking past men.
Nigga1: yo fham why u hard dawg there's no tings here
Optimus Nigger: Yo u seen that nigga fham... Damnnnn he got that full package
Nigga2: Yo optimus nigger is a gay dawg
by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018
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Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime, a balanced option for those who want something better than eBay and worse than Amazon Prime.
by FreshUnicorn January 1, 2015
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