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Optimus Prime 

Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
Optimus Prime by The fucking man. February 6, 2004

optimus prime 

Leader of the Autobots, Someone who is an unstoppable dynamo in a multiplayer game.
That fuggin' motha' fugga' neva' fuggin' DIES!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!
optimus prime by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

Optimus Prime 

Optimus Prime? He's jewish? ~ Peter
Optimus Prime by WeinerMuncher January 25, 2004

Optimus prime 

Like jesus, but hes a robot
Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies

Optimus Prime 

This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out
Bartender hook me up with another "Optimus Prime"

Optimus Prime 

Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.
Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.
Optimus Prime by RandomComments August 11, 2009