wendy's onion rings

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"

by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

Onion Job

A sexual act involving the insertion of a male's penis into an onion in an erotic manner

Yo dude that chick I've been seeing just gave me the raddest onion job I've ever had while we were watching Shrek 2. She's a total fuckin ogre at heart man.

by ShrekLove69 November 29, 2016

smacking onions

the sound of balls banging ass.

"I took her from behind and started smacking onions."

by kalcaunniag October 11, 2011

juicy onion

A wet and creamy vagina that smells so rank it makes your eyes water.

I can’t stand eating her out because of her juicy onion.

by KK Stanky Peach October 28, 2017

Soviet Onion

The place where humans get chopped, and onions cry when they do it.

In the Soviet Onion, onions chop you

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

Onionbutt

A butt so amazing it brings tears to one's eyes.

Jim: Hey Scoot, you see that hostess?
Scooter: Damn, she's fine and check out that Onionbutt!

by Nefmaster July 20, 2011

onion ninjas

They sneak up you when you're watching a movie and a real touching scene comes along and all of a sudden tears are streaming down your cheeks. Hallmark movies are infested with onion ninjas.

We were watching the movie Crash when that little girl ran outside to give her daddy the "invisible cloak" just as the angry Persian guy shot at him, and we all thought he had shot Michael Pena's daughter--only to discover the Persian guy's daughter had earlier put blanks in his gun...oh boy, did the onion ninjas sneak up on everyone when we learned the little girl was OK.

by Indybreadman January 9, 2019