Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!
by Fuss December 1, 2004
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People that can only see one thing or in most cases lacking vision completely.
A "onevision" therefore steal visions from others in most cases.
A "onevision" can also be called a "novision".
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People that can only see one thing or in most cases lacking vision completely.
A "onevision" therefore steal visions from others in most cases.
A "onevision" can also be called a "novision".
Picture of a "onevision" character:
http://bayimg.com/caPkGAabF
"What a onevision!"
Meaning: what a stiff vision lacking piece of shit moron,
or:
One of those vision lacking thief's.
"O no, another onevision!"
Meaning: someone stole our invention, again...
Meaning: what a stiff vision lacking piece of shit moron,
or:
One of those vision lacking thief's.
"O no, another onevision!"
Meaning: someone stole our invention, again...
by Señor Bazura April 29, 2009
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Sweet, smart, intelligent girl. She doesn't take anything(bullshit) from anybody, and so special that anybody will be lucky to have her. She always has something to say about everything which most times are true and she is very athletic. She is one of a kind. :) ;)
She also got a big booty
She also got a big booty
by Smexyy May 7, 2017
Get the Oneisha mug.oneirogenic: Any substance that causes a lucid dream, vivid dream in noticeable color and resonance, used for the sole purpose of "finding ones self" albeit a vison quest, a soul journey or to understand the meaning of dreams with the help of said substance that can enhance the recall, and vividness of ones dreams. oneiro meaning dreams and -genic suffix meaning producing from or generating.
Comparison: Hallucinogenic meaning any substance causing hallucinations and oneirogenic meaning causing dreams.
Valerian root and Calea are considered oneirogenic
Valerian root and Calea are considered oneirogenic
by Bradleyhottie September 4, 2006
Get the oneirogenic mug.The Beetles were patient zero of the onovirus when Yoko Ono convinced John Lennon he deserved more credit than Ringo, George, and especially Paul.
by Nönamée May 5, 2018
Get the onovirus mug.1). A person with deep roots. Every theory an Onesimus
forms about life comes from a profound continuity of
thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to
plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact
considers each minor decision to be tantamount.
2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
forms about life comes from a profound continuity of
thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to
plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact
considers each minor decision to be tantamount.
2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
1). -How come he's always so quiet?
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.
2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.
3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.
2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.
3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
by deweydare February 6, 2010
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