1. A slang Term meaning drunk.

2. Possibly Australia's biggest rock band.
Man i was so Primed last night

I love Primed!
by littlelouie13 December 30, 2005
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a) First
b) to prepare
You are the prime suspect.

He primed his gun for firing.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.
I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.
by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014
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perfect time to go and do something.
very cool. on.
Dude, it's a prime time to go and talk to that hottie!
by Dani November 27, 2004
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To disregard a situation with which you are vulnerable to, and to overcome it. This is related to the being Superman Prime, which is the identity Superman takes in the future. He is the second most powerful being in the DC multiverse and cannot be killed. Meaning that even kryptonite which was Superman's weakness is now ineffective.
'Yeah I'm okay man, I'm primeing it.'
by Aero024 October 25, 2011
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To prime something is to enable the basic fonctions of an object into readiness.
WTF is that round metalic thing that just fell off that grena...
by Pr1me August 16, 2003
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Waiting for a short amount of time before pooping to ensure that it is fast and effortless.
Dude, you stink go take a poop. I can't, I am priming it.
by LordSnark March 22, 2005
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