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pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.
I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.
by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017
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Brass my own ass

The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.
Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.
by Urban OP August 16, 2018
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Comfortable in my own skin

Being confident is the key to feeling comfortable in your own skin, and it’s obviously easier said than done. Confidence comes from within, and developing your confidence means feeling good about who you are, where you are, and what you have to bring to the table.
Comfortable in my own skin you can't get me down.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 24, 2019
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minding my own business

If someone says ''I've been minding my own business'' he means that he ghost pinged a mod
Person 1:I've been minding my own business
Person 2:Did you get banned? It's pretty annoying
by gigaming5793452 March 16, 2021
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enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.
Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)
by teh_cactus July 2, 2006
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Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.
Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"
by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009
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Salt my own baguette

Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"
Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.
by Faguette ;) October 31, 2020
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