shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

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steppin on my dick

when someone disrespects your manhood.

chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!

by Passing July 16, 2014

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term used when something bad has just happened to you

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"i was playing cod mw2 last night dude, i got a 25 killstreak and got the nuke... it was so tits on my dick dude"

by titsonmydick March 4, 2010

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A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

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Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

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the way in which a girl is overly agressive in her flirtatious ambitions of a highly attractive boy.

"Goddamn, that old waitress was totally tippin' on my dick, offering me refills left and right. You should have seen my girlfriend's face."

by indierokker January 1, 2010

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