baby dick

a dick so small that you piss on your balls

"this is man's game, your just a boy. You got that baby dick. It's not my fault you piss on your balls"

by HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO May 1, 2008

baby dick

When a boy thinks he has a big dick but he has a very very small one!

I heard that boy Martyf had a 1" baby dick.

by John Bloggs September 4, 2008

baby dick

urban slang for any individual of the male population equipped with a sub-par talliwhacker

"That nigga got a baby dick."

by Dusten Keith April 19, 2005

baby dick

when the penis is smaller than the ball sac. It is if the penis never grew from when he was born but the ball sac did.
Small penis, big sac.

Girl 1: OMG, last night I was going down on Mike for the first time but I had to stop before it even began.
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He's got a baby dick no bigger than a jolly rancher.
Girl 2: Oh, that shit is tiny!!!

by Savage J October 26, 2007

baby dick

A small penis, no character, lacks substance, unable to pleasure a woman. Known to engage in homo sexual activity and are chronic punk ass bitches who whine and cry in public.

That baby dick punk don't know how to hustle or make a woman feel like pleasure.

by anonymous February 27, 2022

baby dick

(adj.) meaning ur dick and nuts put together wouldnt equal the size of a peanut.

kellen owings

by fucker February 11, 2003

Baby Dick

Someone with a very tiny penis like that of a wee child. These people generally are small in stature and have low self esteem. They cope with their illness by baby dicking others at Halo2.

That Baby Dick just stuck me with a plasma grenade.

by CAUDILL March 31, 2007