OMD

Old Man Dank

OMD means old-man-dank. This term applies to particularly chronic weed of excellent quality. Often sold in jars and grown by experienced old timey weed growers in the country.

by mrpoobottem March 23, 2016

omd

Oh my deity. Less cliché alternative for oh my god, or omg.

Omd. Are you kidding me?

by drfunky October 7, 2010

omd

an abbreviation for oh my dog. the word dog comes from god spelt backwards. people who cant say god or omg say omd.

person 1: omd that girl has a huge nose
person 2: your right. i would still date her thow
person 1:haha you would
:p

by <therealshit>! December 28, 2008

OMD

Oh my DICK!
An expression paralleling OMG, but much more effective to use in any situation.

A: "Hey, I just fucked your mum!"
B: "OMD, you're a faggot, fkoff"

by Ffejmania November 6, 2009

OMD

It's use for Demi Lovato's fans, it would be stood for "Oh My Demi"

OMD, that's a relly cool song!!!
OMD, she'll come to Costa Rica!!!

by DisneyFanDEJOSELMI July 19, 2009

OMD

Oh My Damn!

Person A: Did you hear about Sally hookin up with Jenny??

Person B: OMD... NO WAY!

by Lex222 March 24, 2010

OMD

OH. MY. DICK.
When a man has an enormous bulge that you cant tear your eyes from....

OMD look at John Hamm

by Beccy KB August 30, 2018