Olney

Olney is a small town in Maryalnd bordering silver spring. It seems to have an appearance of a hick town because of some rural areas and farms in it but its a small white community home to many old people because of Leisure World. Olney has great school like Good Counsel and Sherwood. Argyle Country club is close by were rich middle aged white men go to play golf in their spare time. It is a small town but it is a very peaceful place to live.

Sean: Hey you wanna go hang out in Olney?
Spencer: Why? Olney is for old people lets go hangout in Bethesda!
Sean: No, I wanna hangout in Olney because I'm Ignorant and think just because Good Counsel is in Olney all the cool kids hang out their!

by CristianMaldonado September 17, 2011

Olney

The most boring place within the united states. Its like being trapped in a cage with a lion that just wants to eat your face off. Every corner you turn you probably see a Sherwood High School kid smoking crack on the sidewalk. What is there to do? Nothing! The place is a tiny little hellhole that nobody likes! Once the movie theater was lost, people turned to Rio, even though its forever away! If your planning on moving here, DONT! You will turn into a trapped little birdie in a cage with a hungry lion wanting to eat you.

Person 1: Hey, what did you guys used to do in Olney?

Person 2: Well, we used to go to the movies.

Person 1: Oh cool, lets go!

Person 2: Well they took it down. *Blank face*

Person 1: Well, what the crap? What else is there to do?

Person 2: Hmm, I dont know, go jack crap from TJ Max and Shoppers?

Person 1: OKAY!

by Special Kavorkian April 27, 2009

Olney

If you're not rich, you are trash along the side of the road. You are only cool if you go to Sherwood High School. Everyone has a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Porsche. Every girl is way hot too, and they really know how to work it.

Guy 1:Let's go drive in your BMW to the Starbucks next to Blockbuster in Olney.
Guy 2:Okay, lets pick up some hot chicks too

by OlneyKid January 9, 2005

olney

A town with as many amenities as Howard County excluding Columbia.

Yo B lets get to Olney

by Balder March 8, 2005

olynthia

She is very beautiful and outgoing person. She has interests for music and singing. There the type of person you can go to for advice at any time. You can trust her with anything and you won’t regret it. They fall in love very quick, sometimes it’s goid and sometimes it’s bad but when it’s bad they are broken for a while but when they get over it they love themselves to the max and they don’t care about what anyone says. As some of them say they got some big butts and big boobs so if you meet a thia you better make her a keeper. They love life to the fullest and they laugh all the time but when you get them on they nerves you better leave them alone because they will blow up on you. They hate fake people and they hate people who lie to them, especially over the most stupidest things.

They never turn there backs on there true friends and the stay true to there squads but they love them most importantly. If you meet a thia make sure you never lose one

Omg olynthia is so beautiful and she’s a keeper

by Alyssa Maria May 21, 2018

olanesi

A very depressed person who escaped Nigeria from the ghettos. Speaks broken yuroba and lives of pepe soup. Its known for molesting children in tribal culture, wedding off young women would be done to these clapped shit.

"Honey stay away from that clapped *olanesi*, you dont want it to spread its bentness."

by Mr prince Chan October 29, 2021

olyn

He is a cute guy who gets along better with women than he does with men he will also have sex with most of the girls he meets

He is such a olyn

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