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2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.
He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.
by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021
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Olives

Olives: The only food on the planet that looks like a testicle, and tastes like urine smells.
"Why do Olives taste like pee smells???"
by MC Killbot 5000 December 28, 2005
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Oliveshoe

When mouthed, it looks just like "I love you"
Oliveshoe, too
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dropping the olives

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice
Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.
by Teej April 10, 2005
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Olivus

Olivus= All of us.
All of us=Olivus and nobody else.
Not even you.
Hanging out with OLIVUS!
Cassie, McKenna, Tiffany, and Blondie, only are going to the mall. "Want to come to the mall with Olivus?" "Who?"
Urbandictionary it fool.
by John Schmo October 30, 2010
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Olives

eat my sausage and olives and make me cum yas
by Anonymous [0237] November 18, 2019
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Fork Olives

A term used to describe a person who is not "in" on an inside joke.
by AleeEvermore November 17, 2009
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