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Oldbitchuary

The section of a newspaper where you learn about the passing of mean elderly female.
Dude!? Did you check the oldbitchuary? Mrs. Sampson's finally gone!
by TheDrummer23 October 4, 2011
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Split the Oldies

When some establishment/person/company/entity has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have "split the oldies" on that object.
After using Facebook for a year, Phil split the oldies on MySpace.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.
by 37years March 8, 2011
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Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.
Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!
by Eddy July 19, 2007
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Oldi

A THICC BEAR called "Golden Freddy" from FNAF but his nickname is Goldie. I know your doing the "ReMoVe ThE fIrSt AnD lAsT lEtTer Of YoUr NaMe" TikTok trend.
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Oldrin

Albanian geek, although, Oldrins normally get it in,. Beautiful, wears glasses, people make fun of their hair. Oldrins are known to be really awkward in public places. When they grow up they live in their grandma's basements. They love to eat bananas and love to deep throat them. Oldrins also love little blonde girls.
Did you see that awkward boy over there? He was such an Oldrin! Kayla, Annmarie
by stripper$$xoxo October 17, 2010
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Oldfields School

I have been reading a lot on this website about Oldfields-and i really beg to differ. For those who wrote those comments let me tell u this-40 percent of the girls at OS are on scholarship-so you might want to think twice before critisizing yourself for spending 34 grand a year-which u probably do..2nd of all-Oldfields is an amazing place and if you dont like it-why dont you just leave? You are poisoning the schools name and that is really unjust to those of who really are passionate about Oldfields. I DO NOT wear tiffanys, and i definately dont wear lily. I dont own a lacoste shirt-and i wear my pearls that my grandmother gave me to nice events. I am an oldfields girl, and i will not be a part of your description. Oldfields is a historical, and amazing place. I have met the most amazing women in my life, and i have been educated by the best teachers. I am very thankful to have the opportunity to be at such a wonderful school. To those of you whom are looking at schools and have come across this negativity-i am truley sorry. I hope that you wont believe that girls are this mean. The only girls mean enough to act the way some of my peers have described, are the girls who wrote those comments.
by AAL September 2, 2005
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Sweating to the Oldies

Also see Richard Simmons

Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.

Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.
DUDE I am totally going to laugh and cry after seeing Sweating to the Oldies!
by The awesome one December 13, 2004
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