Olpen

Scottish-American version of "Open". Often used with "Puck"

Olpen the puckin' door men!

by icecream_sundae June 22, 2011

Oldenbox

an elderly person

Yo did you see that oldenbox?
Yeah dude, that oldenbox took forever getting his bagels

by birblady January 21, 2018

Olden shower

When you ring out an adult diaper on someone as a sexual act.

Last night granny gave me an olden shower.

by Dlocbot January 8, 2019

Oldendorf

Surname of Lord of the Land in the olden time.

Here is Lord Oldendorf enter the Hall.

by Jake Bods July 16, 2023

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener

The Oldenburg and Wiesbaden rivalry has a long tradition between the two cities and stems from the fact that Wiesbadeners are generally much richer and generally more important than Oldenburgers.
Oldenburgers see it the same way and feel tormented

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: The biggest house in Oldenburg is the smallest doghouse in Wiesbaden.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Irgendwo ist die kleinste Yacht eines Wiesbadeners, die größte 400 Meter Yacht eines Oldenburgers.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Der Oldenburger wird gepeinigt und bespuckt von den Wiesbadenern, denn der Wiesbadener ist immer reich.

by Axelander Donnerstag November 26, 2024

Oldmentum

Oldmentum: A phenomenon in which elderly individuals, often propelled by a forward-leaning, almost falling gait, harness a unique combination of physical momentum and perceived urgency to navigate spaces with unyielding focus, often overriding social norms of deference or spatial awareness. This behavior is sometimes amplified by narcissistic tendencies that emerge more overtly in advanced age, as the decline of physical vitality clashes with a grandiose self-image. Coupled with a proclivity for adopting victim status to exploit cultural reverence for the elderly, oldmentum not only facilitates physical dominance in shared spaces but also perpetuates psychological dynamics wherein others—bound by guilt, societal expectations, or conditioned respect—enable and excuse such behavior, even when it stems from a lifelong pattern of manipulation or abuse.

I twisted my ankle diving out of the way as Grandma barreled past with her walker, unstoppable in her oldmentum, like a freight train that forgot how to brake.

by Dat Gye December 2, 2024

oldensaddenbadden

oldensaddenbadden Is the paradoxical feeling of nostalgia for a time where there was less nostalgia/nostalgic content, often due to modern companies over reliance on it for advertising.

This term originates from Thew Adams and his YouTube channel Toygrinf.

“There making a new train movie? I think I’ve got some oldensaddenbadden.”

by [Researcher] December 19, 2025