Old Fashioned mop 

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.

her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.

Old Fashioned mop by swabbie August 10, 2010

old fashioned way 

usually relating to booze and someone getting hurt.

for erick (a.k.a. el dirte), the old fashioned way to receive a blow job entailed getting a broad considerably boozed up.

old fashioned way by erick t, hayley v November 28, 2005

Old Fashioned Blowjob

Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.

Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.

Old Fashioned Blowjob by BootyEater27 August 15, 2016

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash 

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

old fashioned sperming 

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

old fashioned sperming by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Old Fashioned Bee 

a version of the original "Old Fashioned". Made like the original except with Honey infused whiskey and a splash of ginger ale. The cherry gets muddled along with the sugar.

"hey bar keep, I'd like an old fashioned bee"

Old Fashioned Bee by The maker of this drink September 30, 2012

Old fashioned fuck boy 

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.

He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.

Old fashioned fuck boy by Carebear98 November 15, 2017