A town in Ontario, Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, no one says 'chate'. Stores like Aero, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister are not 'cool', but for elementary schoolers. Since everyone has a rich daddy you should be wearing designer. You need at least one pair of Nikes or you ain't shit. You play hockey or basketball or you ain't shit.
Even though Oakville is a good half hour outside of Toronto, every white boy's Instagram bio will have a reference to 'the 6ix', Drake, or the Weeknd. Girls pretend to listen to rap and white boys brag about sex they don't have. Weed is the super popular and not even a surprise for someone under 16 to smoke it.
There are several high schools in Oakville, and it's very important which one you go to.
Holy Trinity-everyone smokes weed, everyone's violent, pretty wild party school.
St. Thomas Aquinas-everyone's smart as hell and open about it, lots of sluts, but not a big party school
Iroquois Ridge-literally the type of average high school you see on TV. Lots of annoying people but mostly normal kids
White Oaks-who goes to White Oaks?
Oakville Trafalger- WILD.
If you ever visit, stay away from Kerr Street.
Contrary to popular belief, no one says 'chate'. Stores like Aero, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister are not 'cool', but for elementary schoolers. Since everyone has a rich daddy you should be wearing designer. You need at least one pair of Nikes or you ain't shit. You play hockey or basketball or you ain't shit.
Even though Oakville is a good half hour outside of Toronto, every white boy's Instagram bio will have a reference to 'the 6ix', Drake, or the Weeknd. Girls pretend to listen to rap and white boys brag about sex they don't have. Weed is the super popular and not even a surprise for someone under 16 to smoke it.
There are several high schools in Oakville, and it's very important which one you go to.
Holy Trinity-everyone smokes weed, everyone's violent, pretty wild party school.
St. Thomas Aquinas-everyone's smart as hell and open about it, lots of sluts, but not a big party school
Iroquois Ridge-literally the type of average high school you see on TV. Lots of annoying people but mostly normal kids
White Oaks-who goes to White Oaks?
Oakville Trafalger- WILD.
If you ever visit, stay away from Kerr Street.
by yolk man May 25, 2015
Get the Oakville mug.Oakville is my home and while I go to school with some of the richest kids in this town, not everyone is like that. I love the O.C. and the majority of my wardrobe is abercrombie, but I don't live on lakeshore, I live in clearview, oh I'm sorry "the heights". My mom drives a mini-van not a mercedes, through my friends parents, and some of my friends do. Everyone loves starbucks, it's not just an Oakville thing; and we have a serious drug problem here. I go to OT and some of the stereotypes are true, but not all of them. The only people who say chate are the popular guys in my class who think it's cool, it's not. People need to calm down about Oakville if you live here great, if you don't get over it.
Oakville kid: OMG I loveeeee being soooo rich!
Missisauga kid: I wish i lived in oakville
Me: Oakville is just fine, calm down
Missisauga kid: I wish i lived in oakville
Me: Oakville is just fine, calm down
by oakvillian January 17, 2013
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A town in Southern Ontario where all the upper class take their Mercedes Benz's to so they don't have to look out their window and see the filth that lives in Mississauga. Contrary to popular belief, no one in Oakville says 'chate' except for those who attend the high school Iriquois Ridge, which really isn't even a part of Oakville. The richest in Oakville go to Oakville Trafalgar High School and Appleby College, and the average student at these institutions can buy the average Mississauga house by the age of 9.
Mississauga Kid- Oakville is gay!
Oakville Kid- Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was thinking about my yacht and trust fund.
Oakville Kid- Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was thinking about my yacht and trust fund.
by Kyle S October 29, 2005
Get the Oakville mug.yeah yeah .. Oakville is a rich town .. we all know that, but its really jsut the downtown area, i mean yeah there are a few complexes in upper Oakville with huge hosues, but there really not as big as you think.
I dont understand why there is such a rivalry going on between Oakville and Mississauga, theres rich people in mississauga too.
I used to live in Mississauga and now live in Oakville, to tell you the truth its jsut as muh fun over there as it is here.
I dont understand why there is such a rivalry going on between Oakville and Mississauga, theres rich people in mississauga too.
I used to live in Mississauga and now live in Oakville, to tell you the truth its jsut as muh fun over there as it is here.
by volim te January 10, 2008
Get the oakville mug.As someone who is from Oakville, it is hard to say good things in support of this town because the things many people stereotype oakville for being are entirely true. Chate is a commonly used word, people love the OC, people drive nice cars, there are princesses galore, and yes there is more ignorance then white blondes. This town is a prime example of everything that is wrong with our society because the young men and women it produces do not have any idea what the real world is like. No one see's poverty, violence, or crime behind their hightech security systems in their air conditioned houses. Common sense left oakville 20 years ago and in its place are people who are truely ugly on the inside. I will openly admit that I live in here oakville but I always ask not to be judged because of it. Not everyone who lives here gets rich and marries a stepford wife, but many do, and the ones who dont usually end up a lot happier. So... if I had to define oakville I would say it is the most superficial place on earth... no offense to my fellow oakvillians.
The place where the only crime the police have to worry about is breaking up high school parties on the weekend is oakville. Im serious, that's it.
by sadgnslkf December 28, 2005
Get the oakville mug.A town in southern Ontario bordering Mississauga and Burlington. East Oakville is filled with rich people.
Among the youth, most people are as fake as the people on The OC, a show which is adored. We have the tendency to turn stupid things into giant soap operas. Filled with shallow, insincere backstabbers who sit back as others try to suck up to them to gain a false sense of friendship. Many people are simply used as an access to booze and house parties. Those who are different are popularized as freakshows. The few nice people who can fit in with anyone are hard to come by, but they make up for everything.
Among the youth, most people are as fake as the people on The OC, a show which is adored. We have the tendency to turn stupid things into giant soap operas. Filled with shallow, insincere backstabbers who sit back as others try to suck up to them to gain a false sense of friendship. Many people are simply used as an access to booze and house parties. Those who are different are popularized as freakshows. The few nice people who can fit in with anyone are hard to come by, but they make up for everything.
Maybe I'll move to Burlington, cos if I hear someone say "chate" ever again, the newspapers will have some grizzly news.
Oakville can be great fun, or it can be terrible. Don't believe me? Sit back and watch how people are treated here.
Oakville can be great fun, or it can be terrible. Don't believe me? Sit back and watch how people are treated here.
by Treebeard September 3, 2005
Get the Oakville mug.A Southern town in Ontario...in which the Oakvillian's like to go to parties and chill with their friends. But of course, Mississaugan's and other cities love to make fun of Oakville for entertainment because they litterally have nothing else to do in their little ghettos. Some of the things one might hear about O-Town is: They're all rich, snobby people who get everything they want....well if we got what we wanted all the time, we wouldn't have jealous, welfare people beside us now would we? And OF COURSE we must not forget that everyone LOVES the OC....only 13 year olds like the OC...oh...and ambercrombie...no no...we all prefer gucci, prada, and especially louis vuittion....that was a joke...we shop at the same damn places as the rest of you! Garage...Bluenotes...etc...and if you come into oakville, sure you might see tons of Benz's and Lincoln's...but honestly...it's a friggin car!!!...it's not our fault if you people can only afford the toilets on wheels for transport!...but i guess that's our fault because it's not like we help ya'll with your welfare.....OOPS I GUESS WE DO!! oh..and another thing...NO ONE i mean NO ONE in O-Town says chate, that is the stupidest word my eyes have ever read! Oh...and i forgot...yes, to live in oakville, you usually need to be somewhat wealthy because the demand to live here is growing because it's COOL!, so ya, we can afford great houses with roofs that don't leak, and that arent infested with things that crawl...why? because our PARENTS bought the house...and didnt wanna be classified as poor people if they lived in mississauga....just stating the facts...but...Oakville..tons of stuff to do...hot people...and we've got some jealous haters who have nothing else to do in their boxes on the coners of streets...
Mississaugian:: You Jokevillians think you're SoOOOO rich...
Oakvillian:: Well...compared to you i guess most would
Mississaugian:: F00! Why ya say dat?!?!
Oakvillian::..Your house is a flippin box!!!
Mississaugian:: Well...at least i drive a Neon!
Oakvillian: Because of our parent's taxes going towards your welfare
Mississaugian:: Dannggg, dat's tru but...uh...at least we have stuff to do here!
Oakvillian:: Really...like go to your Let's make fun of Oakville meetings? Or spraypaint their signs? Yes, because Oakville doesnt do that..they go to parties and chill with their friends..DANG BIATCH WHO GOT TOLD NOW?!?!?
Oakvillian:: Well...compared to you i guess most would
Mississaugian:: F00! Why ya say dat?!?!
Oakvillian::..Your house is a flippin box!!!
Mississaugian:: Well...at least i drive a Neon!
Oakvillian: Because of our parent's taxes going towards your welfare
Mississaugian:: Dannggg, dat's tru but...uh...at least we have stuff to do here!
Oakvillian:: Really...like go to your Let's make fun of Oakville meetings? Or spraypaint their signs? Yes, because Oakville doesnt do that..they go to parties and chill with their friends..DANG BIATCH WHO GOT TOLD NOW?!?!?
by richbiatch September 13, 2005
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