In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.

I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.

by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019

no offense

1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.

2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.

1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.

2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.

by Dreamcast October 29, 2009

No Offense

Something people say because they think that saying it makes something less offensive.

Bob: No offense Joe, but I hate you so much that I pray for your death daily. You're just a motherfucking cuntlicking son-of-a-bitch asswipe that needs to fuck off and die. You fuck your mother's vulva for fun.
Joe: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you said 'No offense'.

by Jimbo, M.D. September 5, 2011

no offense

Used for pointing out something negative while trying not to offend someone. People now use this to offend without repercussions. Stupid shits.

Guy A: Putting your hand in the blender is really, no offense, uh, foolish.

Guy B: None taken.

by RiotRanger June 13, 2010

Love triangle offense

When a player or pimp takes two sisters and turns them against each other by means of seduction or charm.

Nancy was pissed at Danny for breaking her sister Shannons heart and when she tryed to confront him about it he ended up making her fall in love instead of getting defensive he used the love triangle offense.

by Prince Eugene April 9, 2009

Hurry-up Offense

When you have a very limited time to consume large amounts of alcohol and you and/or your crew is successful in getting annihilated drunk in that time frame; usually done in a group setting where the common goal is that of drunken debauchery.

Man, did you hear that bar's happy hour is over at 6:30 now? We were totally caught off guard when we got there at 6. We had to go into the hurry-up offense to get it all in.

by AYM June 30, 2011

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 20, 2004