offroading

Another term for engaging in anal sex.

My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

off-road season

During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.

This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).

Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.

If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?

Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.

by heypresto December 17, 2010

off road scrambler

Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.

The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.

by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019

never taken off road

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.

Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?

by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021

urban offroading

To drive a vehicle on areas within a suburban housing division, otherwise meant for pedestrians.

Joe - No man, all my neighbors hate me
Liz - why do they hate you?
Joe - my friends and I got caught urban offroading a while ago and they all told each other

by Viet lee February 13, 2013

offload that bage

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)

i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009