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Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
by crazy hooker October 11, 2009
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ohio

random weather patterns. makeing meteorology nearly imposible
if you can acuratly predict ohio's weather you are either God himself, or Satan
by Kentro April 14, 2008
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Ohio

A state where its weather pattern has PMS. 10 degrees and a foot of snow one day, 65 degrees and thunderstorm the next.
Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan
by ohio330 February 3, 2012
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obviously there's no truth to it, obviously

"umm its a fuuny thing,i mean, people can believe what they want they want to believe" blah blah blah, while trying his best to deny larry, "but obviously theres no truth to it,ya know, ObViOuSlY" ~ louis tomlinson.
"if you google a conspiracy on ... uh Iphones, youre gonna get a CoNsPiRaCy, but in reality, obviously there's no truth to it, obviously "
by larryishotasf July 16, 2021
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general obvious

getting promoted from captain obvious to general obvious because you always point out the obvious all the time.
Bob always points out that he has no arms and legs. Thanks general obvious. You point out everything that is obvious so you have been promoted. congradulations.
by laxgoalie6 December 19, 2008
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ohioan

An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.
by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005
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The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022
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