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Obamanism

An alternate universe, where failure is rewarded, and success requires an apology.
The United States of America has been hijacked against the will of the majority, from free market capitalism to the wealth redistribution system of Obamanism.
by Nevadastu March 26, 2010
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Obamaitis

Sick of hearing the name obama
If I hear the name Obama one more time, I'm gonna get Obamaitis and blow my brains out.
by QuietInsanity January 22, 2009
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Obamaniesia

This is a disease that affected millions of American's. It was discovered in the year 2008, and is still around today.

Symptoms: Bad judgement, belief that one power can change an entire society, to Socialism.
Race has generally been affected, in that people of color seem to contract this disease more often, than other races.
People that have contracted this disease seem to think that, common laws that have been established for many years, do not apply to them.
This disease was brought to America by a man named Barry Soetoto, from Indonesia, where it is believed this disease was started.
If you know someone that has contracted this disease, report them to your nearest Physician, or Doctor, explaining that this person is affected by this disease.
Case Studies:

1) A man was observed to continuously do the same things from day to day, expecting different results each time he did them, hence, this man is affected by Obamaniesia.
2) A family would go through their daily routines, deciding that it was better to be on Welfare and SNAP (food stamps), and not go to work, depending on the government to "pay their way". They are suffering from Obamaniesia.
3) Groups of people gathering in mobs, to destroy the United States, believing that they should not have to work, and the people that have earned their money by working hard, should give it to them, just as in Socialism.
by Treboar October 20, 2012
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obamaism

The act of making simple promises and then later not following through with them.
Guy 1: Hey can I borrow a dollar? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure thing!

(Tomorrow)

Guy 2: Hey where's my dollar?
Guy 1: Oh, about that-
Guy 2: Stop right there. I don't want any of this obamaism. I want my dollar back.
by Banhfun January 10, 2014
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obamatize

To put excessive attention and emphasis on something without offering a specific validation for it;
expressing approving or positive opinions, assurances, or denying anything negative, about the target topic with a propagandist flair, without quantifiable or other viable value, stressing positive rhetorical commentary beyond anything else. Inspired by the tendencies of the presidential campaign of 44th U.S. prez, Barack Obama, putting lots and lots of money and thus lots of message control over information being popularly taken in by average citizens. Saturating marketing channels with a message in order to obtain familiarity, whether the message holds any weight or value beyond simplistic cheerleading
That software's reputation is very low, but the way the developers obamatized it, you'd think it were a miracle of modern technology.
by roosterhome December 22, 2008
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Obamasist

Someone living in denial that won't acknowledge the new President isn't living up to his Campaign promises. Usually they had such high hopes during the election, they refuse to acknowledge the above and under no circumstance will criticize the President. This may be a psychological need to feel better about having voted for him. Usually an Obamasist is a white person that voted for the candidate based on his skincolor to pacify their white guilt conscience, or someone living off the welfare system whose only interest in politics is "My guy got in." An Obamasistic person will remain ever optimistic about Obama through any hardship Americans will endure under his presidency, even if his policies may effect them directly. Any pain experienced under this administration will always be someone elses fault in an Obamasist's mind.
Betty hated the Iraq War, but now that Obama is in office, she's all gun-ho about sending more troops into afghanistan! What an Obamasist!

When I said Obama was a black George Bush, Shaquina punched me in my face. She must be another Obamasist
by Marcy May November 10, 2009
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Obamaissistic

to become a fan of yourself
"Hey, is it too narcissistic to fan myself on Facebook?"
"Nah, it's Obamaissistic."
by Katarina DiBeckius April 5, 2010
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