Obamalism

Obamalism is a crippling psychotic state, in which people fail to recognize Barack Obama as a corporate-sponsored frontman who represents banking interests. This has been accompanied by belief that Obama had intentions of withdrawing American troops from Iraq, associations of Obama with Jesus Christ, and expressions of hysteria upon hearing of Obama's election. In severe cases, victims of Obamalism are immune to treatment with hardcore facts, such as Obama breaking his campaign promise (that he would not appoint any lobbyists to White House positions) by filling the White House with lobbyists.

Related forms:
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list; noun, adjective
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list⋅ic; adjective

Do you think the next four years of depression will cure people of Obamalism, and make them realize banksters have hijacked both the Republican -and- Democratic parties?

by Novel Zephyr May 21, 2009

Obamacide

The intolerance of life for babies that were born due to a failed abortion attempt.

Barack Obama voted 4 times as senator denying human rights to babies born after a failed abortion attempt. He simply wants them to die.

Jill states, "My baby is due any day now, but there may be complications."

Mark replies, "Be careful who is there during the procedure. Make sure its not a Democrat. Your babies life may be in danger of Obamacide."

by Save the Children from Obama May 22, 2009

OBAMALOT

the state of the united states under OBAMA

during the time of OBAMALOT there was much peace and decency

by rmraffinity April 4, 2009

Obamanaid

Figurative drink millions of people are sipping on right now.

I was going to vote for McCain, but someone slipped me some Obamanaid and I'm joining his bandwagon.

by Onthefence October 18, 2008

Obamacide

The senior citizen option under the proposed Obama 2009 Government Health Care Plan. It's the ideal health care choice for seniors who have just had all they can tolerate and is efficiently delivered via a device called an "Objection" which is a large hypodermic syringe filled of one of the following exterminants (government health care member's choice): DDT, Digitoxin, Thallium, U235, Liquid Plumber, Anthrax, Liquid Cyklon B, Arsenic, Strychnine, Cyanide, Bubonic Plague Virus, Rabies Virus, Mercury, Ebola, or Cobra Venom. Eligible seniors are advised that there is no provision for the use of euphoria-generating overdoses of the more delightful drugs such as Herion, Morphine, or Cocaine.

"My Grandma chose the Bubonic Plague delivery of the Obamacide option which gave her a few extra days to shut down. What a great healthcare program -- it really saves lots of tax dollars!"

by Ospidillo August 19, 2009

obamagroid

Rhymes with hemorrhoid & Bush on steroids

(Sung to "O, Tannenbaum")

Obamagroid, Obamagroid,
You're just George Bush on steroids.

You are a fascist and a liar,
Did your wife's face catch on fire?

Obamagroid, Obamagroid,
You are the nation's hemorrhoid.

by LibertyLover April 3, 2009

Obamacide

Obamacide is when a person who lost all hope, loses his job, loses his home, and goes on a rampage and kills himself and his family of strangers.

The guy that killed the 8 people in the Nursing.
The guy in Binghamton NY that kills 13
The guy in Pittsburgh that killed 3 cops.
The guy that killed his family in Washington.
The guy who killed his family in Cleveland.

All Obamacides.

by turnyourback April 5, 2009