Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

Oatmeals

The color of old granny panties

Marge's oatmeals were showing the other day.

by Big John Redcorn June 7, 2016

oatmeal

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009

oatmeal

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 23, 2003

Oatmeal

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019

Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 6, 2019

Oatmeal

Penis

Oatmeal. Penis

by The Mail Man has men May 6, 2020