A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".
by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.
OR
A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.
OR
A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.
Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
by cosmicbaby November 28, 2011

Example of Oxymoron
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing
by Ashley Elizabeth December 28, 2005

by Julie May 13, 2005

by 100%Caborn May 24, 2005

Two words that contradict themselves.
by PSP Squirrel #1 June 25, 2006

by is my own May 31, 2005
