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spark-o-matic

Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store

In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
"Did you see Johns piece of shit radio he bought at Walmart?,that fucking thing is Spark-O-Matic"
by Dumpster Dave Dudemiester September 21, 2013
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Omaticaya

The clan of Na'vi in James Cameron's film "Avatar" that live on the moon Pandora. Also called the "People".
You will be Omaticaya. One of the People.
by FuFuBunny December 23, 2009
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Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
by Simon November 2, 2003
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stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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intense-o-matic

Aaron you are intense-o-matic
by Jamie1 March 21, 2008
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Jizz-O-Matic

A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants
The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!
by Marvin21 February 22, 2010
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Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.
1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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