Nutty Banana

To apply peanut butter to your penis for masturbation or in order to give the reciever of your penis a nutty surprise/treat.

"The girl was surprised when faced with the Nutty Banana rather than the penis she had expected."

Or

"Dude, last night I was home alone, I did a Nutty Banana!"

by Nuttybanana January 11, 2010

Throw a nutty

In a psychopathic rage, verbally or physically abusing another or others. Typically a case of extreme over-reaction.

Lou threw a nutty and beat the hell out of Fever when he discovered Fever had hidden his favorite pillow.

by Melville July 22, 2003

nuggy

noun. A term of endearment for a significant other who is, figuratively speaking, as juicy as a chicken nugget.

"Let's have dinner at that hotel for our anniversary, nuggy."

by ericmarshall28 March 31, 2009

nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

Nutty Chunker

An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.

After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.

by Boxx Cutta December 8, 2013

nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

by Emas December 9, 2016

Nutgasm

To bust a nut in a orgasmic way

Not to be confused with an orgasm though; that's hella gay

"That new car smell makes me nutgasm."

"Nah, it's all about that new book smell. That's worth a good nutgasm."

by gay-not-kay February 28, 2018