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Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.
Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.
by T.o.L. May 29, 2010
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Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017
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Nut Fuck Whack Job

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."
"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"
by Badass721 March 10, 2010
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Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021
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nutjob

Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.
L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.
by sickcunt88 October 7, 2007
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nutjob

That looney's a total nutjob.
by Akhenaten April 8, 2003
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nutjob

a batshit-crazy person; someone who is out of reality with reality. May or may not have a shopping list of mental disorders.
Bart McCraw is quite the nutjob; from what I've heard, he been arrested over 36 times for stalking celebrities.
by LyassacheckList July 14, 2016
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