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nursing student

Condition: Nursing Student

Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
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nurning

When you're told to replace S with N
nurning: Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nursing assistant by your side, now replace S with N
by Deformiter December 14, 2022
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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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nursing school

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 6, 2008
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Nursing School

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.
Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.
by PerryCox May 6, 2020
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nurdini

Cute, does anything that you want her to do. Kindhearted person. She likes cats. She has a personality of an angel. Very softhearted so it can break easily. Very nice. A very good person overall
I love nurdini’s personality
by Cool n October 30, 2020
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nurainna

The strongest person , has the beautiful eyes because she the one who like the most , make everyone happy when she still alive .loyal as fuck , love someone she love happy, don't mess with her ,she is sensitive .
Hey you seriously lucky person ever if you get nurainna!
by jennynicks January 2, 2017
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