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Nubber is actually older than any of these previous definitions. It was invented in Belper, Derbyshire, UK sometime in the 1980's, possibly the late 1970's.

It is used to describe a particular person who has done something a bit dodgy, like nicking a fag end from an ashtray or just being generally trampy.

It's not as specific as Pikey, but has similar connotations.

It was also used in shouting competitions, where one person in the group would call somebody a Nubber and they would be answered with, "Did you just call me a NUBBER!" until it ended up whoever could scream it the loudest got mucho Kudos.
"You just picked that up off the pavement. You f*****g Nubber!"

"Have you been wearing the same socks for 8 days? What a Nubber!"
Nubber by Professor Yaffle September 3, 2008
Related Words

nublet down 

Word used to describe when a nublet dies.
Puchi: "Gema's dead? Nublet down."
nublet down by Puchi December 9, 2004
Numbet is a fucking retard, like most people named Kent.
Such a numbet you remind me of Kent !
numbet by m>r May 21, 2018
The small latch/locking mechanism on doors
Snib the nibbet Norbert
Nibbet by Snibbitsally May 7, 2018

Nubbleton 

A fancy way to call someone a noob.
"You were supposed to rush B with us you nubbleton!"
Nubbleton by Bob Yeeters February 25, 2021
The term used to describe a situation when someone have being drinking or smoking a lot and fell asleep in front of his computer
A - Hey I haven't heard of Mike, you know where he went ?
B- Oh he probably just got nubbed
nubbed by Serbd February 27, 2022