nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by bob h boberson May 10, 2008

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Twat nozzle

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.

Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!

by bunnysmama October 31, 2010

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The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.

"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime

by Austin lindsay on youtube January 17, 2018

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Side Nozzled

To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation

Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.

by Side Nozzler March 8, 2011

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Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!

The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

by Mr. Incr3dibl3 March 5, 2011

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Nozzle

The part of a douche bag that goes inside of a vagina. It is used as an insult, and is considered worse than just being called a douche or douche bag.

Joe Blow is such a nozzle.

by JM789 March 3, 2010

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