Not the mama

Constantly convincing your father that he can't make any decisions concerning your activities. Only your mother has that permission.

- "Son, tonight you can't go to that birthday party"
- "Not the mama!"

by tlescouhier December 29, 2010

Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

not the full quid

An old English saying that generally means someone who "Isn't quite there" or is slightly loopy or crazy.

Another sayings similar to this are: "One sandwich away from being a picnic"

-boy pretending to play Halo in the middle of the lunch area and is rolling around pretending to shoot people-

My friend: "I wanna punch him!"
Me: "Nah man don't, he's not the full quid"

or

My friend: "Why is he talking to that pole?"
Me: "Because, he's not the full quid"

by Blystical April 20, 2010

not the one

When a certain circumstance is most inconvenient or insufferable.

“My dog got hit by a car yesterday”
Reply: “Ooo... that is not the one!”

by E-Lou May 31, 2019

Not the penis hole

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.

It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.

by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019